A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello.
He's rather taken a back because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?"
To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."
Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery???"
She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."
alico: nobody back server ? boring alone
Nov 5, 2019 14:06:03 GMT -5
alico: mmm cant connect to server for 3 days whats happen ?
Nov 8, 2019 13:50:23 GMT -5
Haakon: Does anyone have any ideas on how I can recover my old account password?
Jan 27, 2020 22:57:39 GMT -5
Cid: Anyone know why I can't connect to the shard today?
Feb 2, 2020 11:46:58 GMT -5
hevn: It's not letting me in either. I think it's because Rah abandoned us and worlds can't live without their gods. Or maybe it's something more mundane. Who knows?
Feb 2, 2020 20:09:13 GMT -5
Cid: Does anyone know how to get in touch with them? I'd rather know if waiting is futile. I like this shard.
Feb 3, 2020 6:00:37 GMT -5
hevn: You can try the e-mail firstname.lastname@example.org. How often does it get checked? No idea. But it's probably the best bet on how to get in touch with Rah.
Feb 3, 2020 20:44:24 GMT -5
Haakon: The shard seems to be back online
Feb 7, 2020 21:23:06 GMT -5
Haakon: Seems to be back down. Sigh
Feb 8, 2020 19:09:46 GMT -5
Haakon: I tamed a bloodsteed, but it isn't gaining any experience. I'm not sure if it's a bug or if there is some requisite I don't know about. If someone could clue me in I would appreciate it.
Apr 5, 2020 11:46:28 GMT -5
Fal: Good evening
Apr 30, 2020 2:41:12 GMT -5
Disturbed: Hey guys it's Disturbed been gone a few years military, and my little brother passed away. spoke to peter via text today, going to get all of my gear back and get back in the game. However, im having issues logging in
May 25, 2020 16:05:58 GMT -5
Disturbed: I can't remember my account info, I keep getting stuck on verifying account
May 25, 2020 16:06:25 GMT -5
hi guys server down again ?: hi guys server down again ?
May 30, 2020 16:01:15 GMT -5
knight1980: hello guys where u r ? server down again.
Jun 2, 2020 10:19:54 GMT -5
Alek: Tried to join...I am guessing this server has been shut down. Website looks like it hasn't been updated since 2018.
Jun 3, 2020 15:23:14 GMT -5
syfer: some people still play
Jun 5, 2020 17:36:47 GMT -5
knight1980: cant login. stuch on verify. maybe because of me. i buy many contracts on stone after get stuck
Jun 8, 2020 14:57:31 GMT -5