After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Arky said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going to help me." So the couple drove to Missouri to get a second opinion. The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed they were from Arkansas.
This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
hevn: It's not letting me in either. I think it's because Rah abandoned us and worlds can't live without their gods. Or maybe it's something more mundane. Who knows?
Feb 2, 2020 20:09:13 GMT -5
Cid: Does anyone know how to get in touch with them? I'd rather know if waiting is futile. I like this shard.
Feb 3, 2020 6:00:37 GMT -5
hevn: You can try the e-mail email@example.com. How often does it get checked? No idea. But it's probably the best bet on how to get in touch with Rah.
Feb 3, 2020 20:44:24 GMT -5
Haakon: The shard seems to be back online
Feb 7, 2020 21:23:06 GMT -5
Haakon: Seems to be back down. Sigh
Feb 8, 2020 19:09:46 GMT -5
Haakon: I tamed a bloodsteed, but it isn't gaining any experience. I'm not sure if it's a bug or if there is some requisite I don't know about. If someone could clue me in I would appreciate it.
Apr 5, 2020 11:46:28 GMT -5
Fal: Good evening
Apr 30, 2020 2:41:12 GMT -5
Disturbed: Hey guys it's Disturbed been gone a few years military, and my little brother passed away. spoke to peter via text today, going to get all of my gear back and get back in the game. However, im having issues logging in
May 25, 2020 16:05:58 GMT -5
Disturbed: I can't remember my account info, I keep getting stuck on verifying account
May 25, 2020 16:06:25 GMT -5
hi guys server down again ?: hi guys server down again ?
May 30, 2020 16:01:15 GMT -5
knight1980: hello guys where u r ? server down again.
Jun 2, 2020 10:19:54 GMT -5
Alek: Tried to join...I am guessing this server has been shut down. Website looks like it hasn't been updated since 2018.
Jun 3, 2020 15:23:14 GMT -5
syfer: some people still play
Jun 5, 2020 17:36:47 GMT -5
knight1980: cant login. stuch on verify. maybe because of me. i buy many contracts on stone after get stuck
Jun 8, 2020 14:57:31 GMT -5
Alechin X: Cant login either. Is the server down for good?
Aug 31, 2020 6:56:15 GMT -5
Sept 9, 2020 21:01:59 GMT -5
CHUCK NORRIS: when is the server going on again? i wish to play
Nov 30, 2020 15:37:28 GMT -5
DarkFox: please turn the server on
Dec 15, 2020 19:24:02 GMT -5
helper: THOSE WHO WANT TO LOG IN
Dec 15, 2020 19:33:17 GMT -5
helper: USE THE razorenhanced.net AS IP AND PORT 2590
Dec 15, 2020 19:33:27 GMT -5