A lady bought a new Lexus. Cost a bundle. Two days later, she brought it back complaining that the radio wasn't working. "Madam", said the sales maneger, "the audio system in this car is completly automated. All you need to do is tell it what you want to listen to and you will hear exactly that!" She drives out , somewhat amazed and a little confused. She looked at the radio and said, "Nelson". The radio responded, "Ricky or Willie?" Soon she was speeding down the highway to the sounds of "On the road again". The lady was astounded. If she wanted Beethoven, that's what she got. If she wanted Nat King Cole, she got it. Stopped at an intersection, her light turned green and she pulled out. Off to her right, out of the corner of her eye, she saw a small sports utility vehicle speeding toward her. She swerved and narrowly missed a collision. "Asshole.....", she muttered. And from the radio..... "Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States....
is the server up?: i the server up
Feb 16, 2018 11:12:32 GMT -5
Kveld Ulf: I came to try to log back into Akara Essex, but none of the links work and the drop boxes are empty. I am disappointed. Please fix things and restore the glory that is Akara Essex.
Mar 19, 2018 7:59:50 GMT -5
Rahvintheevil: Yeah and now that akara is back online 24x7 you can login as normal I will post patches with links here back on the dropbox
Aug 19, 2018 3:30:03 GMT -5
AshandNeo: did a serious revert happen?
Oct 31, 2018 9:44:06 GMT -5
Peter Esposito: For the best experience I suggest razor enhanced. I only just learned about this from Facya and I must say it puts razor to shame and uosteam to shame www.razorenhanced.org/
Nov 14, 2018 23:38:46 GMT -5
SMD: Suck my fucking dick idiot
Mar 18, 2019 20:20:53 GMT -5
hello there: hello there
Jul 10, 2019 11:05:24 GMT -5