A man, called to testify at the IRS, asked his accountant for advice on what to wear. "Wear your shabbiest clothing. Let him think you are a pauper," the accountant replied. Then he asked his lawyer the same question, but got the opposite advice. "Do not let them intimidate you. Wear your most elegant suit and tie." Confused, the man went to his Rabbi, told him of the conflicting advice, and requested some resolution of the dilemma. "Let me tell you a story," replied the Rabbi. "A woman, about to be married, asked her mother what to wear on her wedding night. She replied suggesting that her daughter wear a heavy, long, flannel nightgown that goes right up to her neck. But when she asked her best friend, she got conflicting advice. Wear your sexiest negligee, with a Vee neck right down to your navel." The man protested: "Rabbi, what does all this have to do with my problem with the IRS?" "No matter what you wear, you are going to get screwed.
is the server up?: i the server up
Feb 16, 2018 11:12:32 GMT -5
Kveld Ulf: I came to try to log back into Akara Essex, but none of the links work and the drop boxes are empty. I am disappointed. Please fix things and restore the glory that is Akara Essex.
Mar 19, 2018 7:59:50 GMT -5
Rahvintheevil: Yeah and now that akara is back online 24x7 you can login as normal I will post patches with links here back on the dropbox
Aug 19, 2018 3:30:03 GMT -5
AshandNeo: did a serious revert happen?
Oct 31, 2018 9:44:06 GMT -5
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Nov 14, 2018 23:38:46 GMT -5
SMD: Suck my fucking dick idiot
Mar 18, 2019 20:20:53 GMT -5
hello there: hello there
Jul 10, 2019 11:05:24 GMT -5