An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy. One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."
God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"
is the server up?: i the server up
Feb 16, 2018 11:12:32 GMT -5
Kveld Ulf: I came to try to log back into Akara Essex, but none of the links work and the drop boxes are empty. I am disappointed. Please fix things and restore the glory that is Akara Essex.
Mar 19, 2018 7:59:50 GMT -5
Rahvintheevil: Yeah and now that akara is back online 24x7 you can login as normal I will post patches with links here back on the dropbox
Aug 19, 2018 3:30:03 GMT -5
AshandNeo: did a serious revert happen?
Oct 31, 2018 9:44:06 GMT -5
Peter Esposito: For the best experience I suggest razor enhanced. I only just learned about this from Facya and I must say it puts razor to shame and uosteam to shame www.razorenhanced.org/
Nov 14, 2018 23:38:46 GMT -5
SMD: Suck my fucking dick idiot
Mar 18, 2019 20:20:53 GMT -5
hello there: hello there
Jul 10, 2019 11:05:24 GMT -5