After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor told the man that he was to go home, get a cherry bomb, put it in a can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Arky said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest man, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a can next to my ear is going to help me." So the couple drove to Missouri to get a second opinion. The doctor was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed they were from Arkansas.
This doctor also told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, place it in a tin can, hold it next to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both doctors couldn't be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count, "1, 2, 3, 4, 5..." at which point he paused, placed the can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand.
is the server up?: i the server up
Feb 16, 2018 11:12:32 GMT -5
Kveld Ulf: I came to try to log back into Akara Essex, but none of the links work and the drop boxes are empty. I am disappointed. Please fix things and restore the glory that is Akara Essex.
Mar 19, 2018 7:59:50 GMT -5
Rahvintheevil: Yeah and now that akara is back online 24x7 you can login as normal I will post patches with links here back on the dropbox
Aug 19, 2018 3:30:03 GMT -5
AshandNeo: did a serious revert happen?
Oct 31, 2018 9:44:06 GMT -5
Peter Esposito: For the best experience I suggest razor enhanced. I only just learned about this from Facya and I must say it puts razor to shame and uosteam to shame www.razorenhanced.org/
Nov 14, 2018 23:38:46 GMT -5
SMD: Suck my fucking dick idiot
Mar 18, 2019 20:20:53 GMT -5
hello there: hello there
Jul 10, 2019 11:05:24 GMT -5